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I’ve never heard that one either, but I love it! Two of my best friends are lesbians - one from L.A. and one from NYC - and they would never call me that, because I think if either of them imagined me in a sexual way, they’d gag. We’re like sisters. But yeah, I’m pretty much a lesbian in every way other than loving penis. I love Nanci Griffith, Patty Griffin, and Tegan and Sara. I play all sports - I have a b-ball, softball glove, and football in my trunk at all times. Plus anyone would tell you I wear cargo pants daily. When I try to dress up, I look like a tranny.
Sarah Silverman (On being called a “tease” for kissing Jessica Biel at the VMA’s)
