It's not you...it's me!

stillshadesandshadows: J J J J Jessie J!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:10:01 +0200

stillshadesandshadows:

J J J J Jessie J!

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:25:36 +0200

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf Behind those toys are a whole...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:28:35 +0200

The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf

Behind those toys are a whole new world of “fun”.

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:32:53 +0200

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.

slawki: 30 hours later, I present to you, my attempt at Ruby...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:09:17 +0200

slawki:

30 hours later, I present to you, my attempt at Ruby Rose

Amazing!!

captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:12:22 +0200

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

Yup! Still love my nieces and nephews tho :)

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:09:03 +0200

Closer - Tegan and Sara - Shae Padilla Acoustic Cover Posting...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 20:43:53 +0200

Closer - Tegan and Sara - Shae Padilla Acoustic Cover

Posting this again, because she’s freaking amazing!!

Yes, it’s the same musician playing all the instruments.

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:36:08 +0200

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:44:22 +0200

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 00:14:48 +0200

Couldn’t help myself, saw the video and heard the song. LOVE IT!!!!! I tried to contain...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:33:50 +0200

Couldn’t help myself, saw the video and heard the song.

LOVE IT!!!!!

I tried to contain myself but I was too curious if the two ruined the song. And I got to say, I liked their versus too.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:33:09 +0200

freshprincesubs: Will & Jaden Smith performing on the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:51:17 +0200

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

Huge smile on my face!!

Some things never change.

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:03 +0200

Some things never change.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:30:35 +0200

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:25:44 +0200

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:56:30 +0200

Paris Hilton signs music deal with Lil Wayne’s record...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:46:00 +0200

Paris Hilton signs music deal with Lil Wayne’s record label Cash Money!